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Funniest & Worst MLS Photos (Part 2: Fire Your Realtor)

By: Johnny RealEstate

Once again, all of these photos were posted on the MLS with the hopes of selling that dream home.

Again, shame on you all!

These are all prime examples of the funniest and worst MLS photos and should be studied carefully in the hope of NEVER having to post such a horrible listing photo yourself.

When taking those listing photos try to remember these Realtors which so dearly and desperately wanted to sell these homes, and how years later they wonder why they still haven’t sold.

And have a real good laugh too, since we’ve all at one point in time have taken some eerily similar photos.

If you liked these be sure to check out: Funniest & Worst MLS Photos (Part 1: Bathrooms)

This home has massive curb appeal
This home has massive curb appeal
There is plenty of parking for this unit
There is plenty of parking for this unit
The dirt alley between the garage and fence is very spacious
The dirt alley between the garage and fence is very spacious
This is the view from the mailbox
This is the view from the mailbox
The second story view from the chicken coop is great
The second story view from the chicken coop is great
Where is the house?
Where is the house?
Somewhere behind this bush is a lovely home for sale
Somewhere behind this bush is a lovely home for sale
Not a drop of sunlight ever touches the inside of this home... previously owned by vampires and hobbits
Not a drop of sunlight ever touches the inside of this home… previously owned by vampires and hobbits
This property features half a home as well as yard
This property features half a home as well as yard
The outhouse and clothesline included with a full price offer
The outhouse and clothesline included with a full price offer
This home is handcrafted entirely out of Legos
This home is handcrafted entirely out of Legos
Does it come with the house?
Does it come with the house?
Horse? I thought you said house
Horse? I thought you said house
We got sick of our neighbor's garbage so we've decided to sell
We got sick of our neighbor’s garbage so we’ve decided to sell
A drive by photo -OR- Realtor on the go
A drive by photo -OR- Realtor on the go
Was the Realtor interrupting a birthday or a B movie set?
Was the Realtor interrupting a birthday or a B movie set?
Chairs not included in final price of home
Chairs not included in final price of home
Here is a photo of the previous homeowners grilling... WHY?
Here is a photo of the previous homeowners grilling… WHY?
My Realtor must have a day job
My Realtor must have a day job
To avoid glare from the sunlight please take your listing photos at night
To avoid glare from the sunlight please take your listing photos at night
I didn't have enough time to wait for the dog to finish, I had houses to sell
I didn’t have enough time to wait for the dog to finish, I had houses to sell
The foundation for this home is slightly askew
The foundation for this home is slightly askew
The laundry room is very spacious and clearly a great selling point
The laundry room is very spacious and clearly a great selling point
The master suite has the potential to be a junk room
The master suite has the potential to be a junk room
Here is a photo of something which will not be sold with the home
Here is a photo of something which will not be sold with the home
This home features the previous homeowner on his cellphone
This home features the previous homeowner on his cellphone
Either the previous homeowners, or my Realtor dresses very casual
Either the previous homeowners, or my Realtor dresses very casual
At least the bed is made... oh wait... it's not
At least the bed is made… oh wait… it’s not
This home is either haunted, or currently being shipped across the country on the back of a speeding locomotive
This home is either haunted, or currently being shipped across the country on the back of a speeding locomotive
The submarine home or skateboard house
The submarine home or skateboard house
Obviously a great selling point
Obviously a great selling point
This bedroom is so fantastic you hardly notice the mess
This bedroom is so fantastic you hardly notice the mess
The furniture standoff
The furniture standoff
Do you smell burning hair?
Do you smell burning hair?
This home features a very deadly staircase
This home features a very deadly staircase
This home features a little pest problem (notice the RAID and Flypaper)
This home features a little pest problem (notice the RAID and Flypaper)
Is this grandmas underwear or a folded towel; a huge selling point
Is this grandmas underwear or a folded towel; a huge selling point
Dear god, it's an animal death house
Dear god, it’s an animal death house
Do your laundry while you eat dinner
Do your laundry while you eat dinner
This kitchen features a spacious trash area, as well as a neighborhood Sears
This kitchen features a spacious trash area, as well as a neighborhood Sears
This kitchen is kid friendly and also the home is close to a Bath and Bodyworks
This kitchen is kid friendly and also the home is close to a Bath and Bodyworks
Is the unit pet friendly?
Is the unit pet friendly?
This house features furniture which arranges itself
This house features furniture which arranges itself
Even the plant is afraid of this monstrosity
Even the plant is afraid of this monstrosity
Dear Realtor, Why hasn't my house sold?
Dear Realtor, Why hasn’t my house sold?
Even my Realtor couldn't get little Johnny to stop playing his video games
Even my Realtor couldn’t get little Johnny to stop playing his video games
And this bed was just right...
And this bed was just right…
I don't care what the place looks like, I'm photographing it
I don’t care what the place looks like, I’m photographing it
I said, I don't care what the place looks like, I'm photographing it
I said, I don’t care what the place looks like, I’m photographing it
The Three MLS evils: The room reflection, the blurred view and the drunken Realtor; all a must see!
The Three MLS evils: The room reflection, the blurred view and the drunken Realtor; all a must see!